Don’t you just love the Daily Mail? No, really, don’t you just love it? No? Anyway, sifting through the various articles about children that have been killed around the world (why are they so obsessed with this?) and articles about why the NHS is evil (ditto), they’ve decided to launch their own sick caption competition after a German weightlifter dropped his dumbbells on his neck.
Yeah, maybe it was a mistake, or maybe they were just in a rush to get it on the site before anyone else, or maybe, just maybe they’re inviting us all to have fun with their own photos! A caption competition, everyone!
How’s about “Man who resembles butt cheeks comes last in weightlifting competition”.
Anyone? Over to you…